-Kanye West
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Aliens
Ok ima let you finish your question, but let me just say, I use rap as a chamber of my thoughts. And lately. I've been thinking a lot about aliens…. Yeah, you heard me right, extraterrestrials. I'm the creative type and I love experimentation. If this was a past lifetime I may have been a poet or a playwright. I might have even been Shakespeare. But its all about being the most turnt and the most relevant. And today, the most relevant thing I could do is be a rap god. Yeezus is very relevant in today's society and you can bet you’re ass I'm turnt all day. But back to aliens, I truly believe that I will be the mediator between extraterrestrials and humans. Besides Jesus, there is nobody else better equipped to settle things when the aliens do decide to come and negotiate peacefully. He may be the most high, but I am a close high. After releasing my latest album, Yeezus, I feel like I have truly grown up. I can handle any challenge, even being confronted by little 4 foot tall green men. 808s and Heartbreaks was experimental, Yeezus was experimental, and my latest album about extraterrestrials which is yet to be named will also be experimental. Even though I have experienced major success and am a billionaire, I still feel marginalized and misunderstood after releasing Yeezus. I feel like people will truly appreciate my godlike capabilities after I become the mediator between us and the aliens. I can't tell you exactly how they're gonna come, but they're coming that I promise you. And my latest album will both summon them and show them that we wish to negotiate peacefully. Since my songs always top the charts, my latest album will be blasting 24/7 all around the world. Aliens pick up on frequencies, so they will hear my music calling out to them and seek me out. I will begin peaceful relations with extraterrestrials and they will probably decide to pay us a visit soon after listening to my album. So I encourage you all to listen to my album. It will be revolutionary and if you listen to any of my albums, you are not a fan of me, you are a fan of yourself. You will also be helping to Usher in a new era of peaceful relations with Aliens.
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I seen 'em, I seen 'em! No one believes me but I seen me some aliens, and I'll tell you there's no denying how much money can be made. These aliens are natural born con-artists, these aliens are the future. If we can only have 1 hour of their time for them to teach us, I tell you, we'll be rich. As for your albums, get in contact with me, I got connections and can help you reach the top. All you got to do is drop a share of the cash over my way.
ReplyDeleteI have to unfortunately disagree with your beliefs, I am a believer in the Bible and God and will tell you that no such things out of our humble Earth exist. There is the heavens nothing more. No one person can achieve god-like capabilities, such as you claim to be able to attain. I must be honest with you when I tell you that if you truly want something to be revolutionary, perhaps your methods aren't the best choice. Fight for your country and become more understood, and closer to ehm, "Yeezus."
ReplyDeleteKanye, I am not quite sure that you are well equipped for talk about such subjects as aliens. The possibility of aliens is still very much "up in the air." Your view of yourself is very prominent in your writing and your concert performances. I, myself, give the thought of aliens the possibility of being real. I believe that your ideas are not vital to the importance of this nation, as mine are of great importance. But your ideas are still a great puzzle for the great Americans to ponder.
ReplyDeleteAliens are a phenomenon that has captured many American lives, from television shows to actual encounters. Do I believe in them? Yes, I be believin' in them aliens! They are out there, waiting to pounce on our dear American citizens. We must protect for that time in history, for it will a very important one. When aliens invade, it will be a day for all to remember. Kanye, you are correct. They would love your music. I am a fan, myself (;
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it Sarah. I may give you a backstage pass at my next concert. Just don't tell Kim;)
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